10 Things Pets Would Do If They Had Thumbs
It’s If Pets Had Thumbs Day! What would your pets do with the gift of opposable thumbs? Here’s what we think.
Play fetch solo.
Coordinate a plan for world domination.
Pwn some n00bs on Call of Duty.
Run a successful business – and staple things.
Possibly attack you in your sleep…
Find a cure for cancer.
Get that last lil bit…
Form a terrifying cat dance gang – when you’re a pet, you’re a pet all the way.
Eat everything you ever told them not to.
Finally clean up after themselves.